I Just Shifted to a New Timeline Hoodie

I JUST SHIFTED TO A NEW TIMELINE. ✨

Same body. Different frequency. Completely different reality.

This garment-dyed crewneck is made for starseeds, reality shifters, and anyone who has quietly outgrown their old version. Soft, relaxed, and cosmic enough to make “starting over” look suspiciously comfortable.

WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT

• Relaxed unisex fit
• Bold oversized back statement
• Minimal WUA detail on the front
• Soft, garment-dyed finish
• Warm medium-heavy fabric
• Perfect for everyday layering and reality upgrades

MATERIAL

• 80% ring-spun cotton
• 20% polyester
• Medium-heavy fabric: 9.5 oz/yd² (322.1 g/m²)
• OEKO-TEX® certified low-impact dyes

CARE

Machine wash cold, inside out.
Tumble dry low.
Do not bleach or dry clean.
Iron on low heat if needed.

Made to order—because your old timeline already owns enough sweatshirts.